December 2011
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New Car for Women
Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault “Clio” and the Ford “Taurus” they have designed the “Clitaurus”. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won’t be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it. Rumor has it though, that it leaks...
Dec 30th
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January 2010
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Let me see if I got this right..
*LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT.*  IF yOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.  IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.  IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.  IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.  IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.  IF YOU...
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Jan 8th
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Pass the Butter, Please.
This is interesting . .. . Margarine  was originally manufactured to fatten  turkeys  When it killed the turkeys, the people who had put  all the money into the research wanted a payback so they put their heads together to figure out what to do with this product to get  their money back.  It was a white substance with no food appeal  so they added the yellow coloring and sold it to people to use...
Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Fwd: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Have you ever wondered if the bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper’s butt crack? If not, you’re wondering now. Have a nice day .. So, folks, always remember to wash your hands after handling money That’s my public service announcement for the day. Thank you very much!
Jan 8th
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